Famous Quotes & Sayings

Peter Jennings

Always have a sense of humor about life - you'll need it - but always be courteous to boot.

Robert Mankoff

The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A.

Mallory Ortberg

Humor is always more interesting when it comes from someone who's had more than, like, five experiences.

John Scalzi

Many of the writers who have inspired me most are outside the genre: Humorists like Robert Benchley and James Thurber, screenwriters like Ben Hecht and William Goldman, and journalists/columnists like H.L. Mencken, Mike Royko and Molly Ivins.

Diane Keaton

Humor helps us get through life with a modicum of grace. It offers one of the few benign ways of coping with the absurdity of it all.

Dennis Ritchie

The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card.

Edsger Dijkstra

PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set.

Carlos Ponce

I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times.

Eddie Vedder

Caffeine. The gateway drug.

Carolina Herrera

It's not all about beauty! It's also about a sense of humor.

Betty White

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Eartha Kitt

It's best if you can do things with a sense of humor and finesse.

David Alan Grier

As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset.

Calvin Coolidge

Whenever I indulge my sense of humor, it gets me into trouble.

Ayn Rand

One loses everything when one loses one's sense of humor.

Anton LaVey

Anyone without a sense of humor is too pretentious to be a good magician.

Dylan O'Brien

When a chick has a sense of humor, theres nothing more attractive.

Amber Tamblyn

I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality

Lynn Schusterman

As Jews, we are commanded to give tzedakah - an act of justice, not charity - because it is the righteous thing to do.

Bible Bible

When the wicked are multiplied, transgression increaseth: but the righteous shall see their fall.

Alexandra Adornetto

The righteous ones are always exhausting to have around.

Benny Hinn

God will begin to prosper you, for money always follows righteousness.

Yajur Veda

Truth can not be suppressed and always is the ultimate victor. So, we should tread on the righteous path.

Clarence Darrow

I am always suspicious of righteous indignation. Nothing is more cruel than righteous indignation.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Righteousness exalteth a nation.

Jessica Brown Findlay

I don't know if I'm so righteous.

Theodore Roosevelt

If I have to choose between peace and righteousness, I'll choose righteousness.