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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
sheep wolves-in-sheeps-clothing clothings
I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing. Ricky Gervais
sheep needs herds
I've always thought that anyone who needs to join a herd so badly must be a bit of a sheep himself. Carlos Ruiz Zafon
sheep government political
A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves. Edward R. Murrow
sheep skins liberty
In levying taxes and in shearing sheep, it is well to stop when you get down to the skin. Austin O'Malley
sheep white legs
It was only when Shona, in sheer fury, turned the carnivorous sheep among them that they moved. They ran, some of them with charming little white sheep attached to their legs or backsides and the rest shouting about monsters. Diana Wynne Jones
sheep fool break
It is a fool's sheep that breaks loose twice. Ashanti
sheep chocolate pudding
I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants Chris Farley
sheep church goats
A time will come when instead of shepherds feeding the sheep, the church will have clowns entertaining the goats Charles Spurgeon
sheep taxation taxes
Taxation: how the sheep are shorn. Edward Abbey
political want debate
Political debate is of no interest to me. What I want are practical solutions. Carole Bouquet
political politics hurricanes
Hurricane Katrina was caused by political correctness. I said it! Carlos Mencia
political reform movement
Radical thought has inspired many of the great political and social reform movements in American history, from ending slavery to establishing the minimum wage. Carl Bernstein
political matter conscious
Matter as matter rather than matter as symbol is a conscious political position, essentially Marxist. Carl Andre
political way fields
The claim to equality, outside of the strictly political field, is made only by those who feel themselves to be in some way inferior. C. S. Lewis
political healthy society
A healthy democracy requires a decent society; it requires that we are honorable, generous, tolerant and respectful. Charles W. Pickering
political appearance
Keep up appearances whatever you do. Charles Dickens
political preparation political-life
Sudden shifts and changes are no bad preparation for political life.
political peers jury
I have many things to say. My every right, constitutional, civil, political and judicial has been tramped upon. I have not only had no jury of my peers, but I have had no jury at all. Susan B. Anthony