Austin O'Malley
Austin O'Malley
funny-friend two different-faces
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
funny sheep political
The statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them.
funny
Better a bald head than none at all.
funny memories crazy
Memory is a crazy woman who hoards colored rags and throws away food.
best blood fool fools-and-foolishness mosquito
The best blood will sometimes get into a fool or a mosquito
sermons
Sermons are like piecrust, the shorter the better
against creed hold laugh martyrdom truth unto
Some that will hold a creed unto martyrdom will not hold the truth against a sneering laugh
facts theory tires
Facts are carpet-tacks under the pneumatic tires of theory
gallon pint
A pint of sweat will save a gallon of blood.
cast
When walking through the 'valley of shadows,' remember, a shadow is cast by a Light.
taxes
In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin.
gratitude rain rose
Sorrow, like rain makes roses and mud.
beauty quality essentials
An essential quality of beauty is aloofness.
book pay form
A book is like a money-changer: it pays you back in another form what you brint to it.