Famous Quotes & Sayings

Charles Dickens

"What is your best, your very best, ale a glass?" "Two pence halfpenny," says the landlord, "is the price of the Genuine Stunning Ale." "Then," says I, producing the money, "just draw me a glass of the Genuine Stunning, if you please, with a good head on it."

Charles Stuart Calverley

Oh Beer! Oh Hodgson, Guinness, Allsop, Bass! Names that should be on every infant's tongue! Shall days and months and years and centuries pass, And still your merits be unrecked, unsung?

Al Purdy

And it occurs to me that if I were aboard a rowboat floating in the middle of all the beer I've drunk in a lifetime, I'd never be able to see the shore.

Chris Bosh

If somebody attacks me with words, I'm always like, Do you know me? Do you know me that well? Let's have a beer and talk about it.

David Sedaris

I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer.

David Cross

I did one of the worst shows for that kind of thing in Northampton, Massachusetts, which is one of the most liberal spots on the planet. There were numerous people who walked out, somebody had thrown a beer, I had people yelling and screaming.

Dave Barry

Fortunately the boat we rented had a motor in it You will definitely want this feature on your sailboat too, because if you put up the sails, the boat tips way over, and you could spill your beer.

Dave Barry

Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers.

Dave Barry

The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'

Alan Watts

The only serious side-effect of #‎ marijuana is that you might get arrested.

Chris Christie

Marijuana addiction is a serious problem

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Being defiant can be a good thing sometimes," Aunty Ifeoma said. "Defiance is like marijuana - it is not a bad thing when it is used right.

Mark Cuban

Yes. And release prisoners who are incarcerated for pot.

Billy Dee Williams

I drink, you drink. Hell, if marijuana was legal, I'd appear in a commercial for that too.

Eddie Izzard

But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana.

David Hockney

There are enough no smoking places now.

David Hockney

Smoking calms me down. It's enjoyable. I don't want politicians deciding what is exciting in my life.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

That is not a drug. It's a leaf.

Aziz Ansari

I prefer being totally sober myself.

Janice Dickinson

I wish I'd gotten sober at a younger age.

Dana Plato

I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke.

Dick DeGuerin

He didn't see them. He could have been stone-cold sober and had this accident.

Jennifer Lawrence

I'm dead sober. This is just me.

George R. R. Martin

Drowning was bad enough. But drowning sad and sober, that's too cruel.

George R. R. Martin

I stayed sober for this?

Jimmy Hester

He struggles. But he's sober today. He was sober yesterday, he was sober the day before that.

Dan Wheldon

They like the wine. I didn't see a sober (sponsor).