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american-comedian commercial forget hammer home might point standard
There are commercials that are funny, but you might forget the product. A standard commercial might hammer that point home better. Todd Barry
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When I was little, we used to have Atari. Rachel Dratch
american-comedian generation handed language written
What's so interesting is that the Aborigine language is all handed down from generation to generation - it's not a written language. Debra Wilson
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I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant. Ring Lardner
american-comedian mistakes optimist
An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. Ring Lardner
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No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done with out it. Ring Lardner
american-comedian good manuscript writers
A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor. Ring Lardner
american-comedian ballplayer happiness playing
The only real happiness a ballplayer has is when he is playing a ball game and accomplishes something he didn't think he could do. Ring Lardner
american-comedian family
The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. Ring Lardner
causes funny-women arguing
I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause. Dave Barry
causes journalism profession
Journalism is not just a cause, its also a wacky profession. David Talbot
cause disease drama emotions experience face fear great hallmark people shows theater violent
Violent drama has been a hallmark of every great civilization. It is not the cause of the disease - it is an immunizing factor. People go to the theater to experience emotions like fear and loathing. Violent drama shows us where we come from. It makes us face our hypocrisy. Michael Moriarty
cause poverty rural
The persistence of poverty in Tanzania, especially in the rural areas, is cause for concern. Ibrahim Lipumba
cause close fuel increase percent seeing spend sure
We are seeing a substantial increase in our fuel prices. It's not like it's going to cause us to close our doors, but we would sure like to have that 15 percent to spend elsewhere. Ken Jackson
causes decline earnings estimates future lowering revenue slight
We are lowering our future revenue estimates modestly, which causes a slight decline in our earnings-per-share assumptions. Our fourth-quarter earnings estimate now is $1.45, down a penny, and our 2001 estimate is $4.90, down from $4.95. Kevin McCarthy
cause opens oppose others seek similar strongly
We strongly oppose it, ... It will cause us international difficulties, and it opens up other opportunities for others to try to seek similar relief. Colin Powell
caused companies great hear investors issue negative players signal tech worries
We're in a marketplace where any kind of negative signal worries people. The same way some of the tech companies caused a ripple, I think investors hear Lowe's issue a warning, hear what's going on with one of the great players in the sector, and they get nervous. Steve Kernkraut
caused easy found press problems rhythm second size
We started cold, but we found our rhythm in the second quarter. Their size caused us some problems, but our press got us some easy baskets off turnovers. Marty DeJarnette
funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent. Charles Caleb Colton
hearts
We're excited. We're just going to get ready, go down there and play our hearts out. Adrian Tigert
hearts looking
We're looking to come in and play our hearts out. Anquan Boldin
hearts hope maybe step touch
We hope we can touch people's hearts and maybe they'll step up too. Kevin Granberg
hearts helping people
When we started helping those people out, it made our hearts bigger. Kerwin Forges
hearts lives
There is far too much of divorce, wherein hearts are broken, and sometimes lives are destroyed. Gordon B. Hinckley
hearts mayors runs state time
Traditionally, all the mayors that have been around during the time I've been around - Koch, Dinkins, Giuliani and Bloomberg - their hearts are not in the subways. The state runs them. Gene Russianoff
hearts lay worry
We are not going to quit. We don't worry about the other things. We're going to go out there and lay our hearts on the line. Shan Foster
hearts music quotes
Our music comes from our hearts - and it always has. Lars Ulrich
hearts living millions music
Lata Mangeshkar is a living legend. She has enthralled millions of hearts all over the world with her music. Nita Ambani
lately volatility
What we're having lately is a lot of volatility in the market. There's a fixation with the Fed. Larry Peruzzi
lately witnessed
What they've been doing lately is incredible, ... nothing I've ever witnessed before. Matt Clement
lately needed nick struggling
Nick has been struggling lately and he needed that to get out of a slump. Jamie Siminski
lately ups
He's had his ups and down. Now, it's lately been nothing but ups. Larry King
lately start thinking
But lately it's been good, then you start thinking it's been unfortunate we didn't have him all year. Todd Walker
lately playing quite simply time weeks worst
We have been playing quite well lately and just simply had one of the worst weeks in a long, long time on the greens. Brian Craig
lately love played roll saying team year
Our team saying this year is, 'We love us,' and that is what we say after every win. We've been on a roll lately and have played better as a unit. Dana Schultz
lately runs
I think the way we've manufactured runs lately is encouraging, Mark Loretta
lately shut
Jenn shut her down and that was key. She'd been averaging over 15 lately and she got eight. Paul Tetreault
roles guru shows
The role of the Guru is to show the person that he already has what he is looking for. Alan Watts
roles mayors convinced
I am convinced that your Mayor must take the leadership role in education too. Alan Autry
role-models people trying
I'd like to be the role model to teach other people who have Down's syndrome to be actors and actresses and to be themselves and not try to be a big shot. Chris Burke
roles
You go up for hundreds, thousands of roles, and you get told no, no, no, so many times. Chloe Grace Moretz
role-models community leader
Companies and leaders are role models - not just with the business community - but in the broader world. Chip Conley
roles
I choose my roles carefully. Catherine Deneuve
roles
I take away something from every role. Cary Elwes
roles life-is stills
I take away something from every role. I'm still learning and that's what life is about. Cary Elwes
roles money-in-politics wells
Well, the role of money in politics is pretty corrupting right now. Caroline Kennedy
saving investment savings
Don't emphasise money if you don't have much; be happy Dave Barry
saving-money easy toothpaste
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back. Earl Wilson
saving problem economic
Gorbachev was acutely aware of the [USSR] economic problems, and it was central to all he did. He wanted to change the system in hopes of saving it. In the end he could not. David Hoffman
saving worried danger
Sam Snead will fly anywhere in my plane with me. Sam's not as worried about the danger as he is about saving money. Arnold Palmer
saving investment profit
Nobody ever lost money taking a profit Bernard Baruch
saving might france
I might have had trouble saving France in 1946 - I didn't have television then. Charles de Gaulle
saving taxes accounts
Spend less than you make; always be saving something. Put it into a tax-deferred account. Over time, it will begin to amount to something. This is such a no-brainer. Charlie Munger
saving dear poor-richard
All things are cheap to the saving, dear to the wasteful Benjamin Franklin
saving environment our-environment
What reminds you in your environment about saving? Nothing. Dan Ariely
sincere substitutes ardent
There is no substitute for thoroughgoing, ardent, and sincere earnestness. Charles Dickens
since stimulated
We started giving presentations at practitioner conferences in 1986, and since then all of our derivatives research has been stimulated by contact with practitioners. John Hull
sincere loses
How can we lose when we're so sincere? Charles M. Schulz
since
I've always been interested in singing, and I've always been singing and dancing since I was little. Lindsay Lohan
since
What they have done is insufficient. It's now two years since the decision. Jonathan Todd
since uncharted
We're in uncharted territory. We haven't experienced something like this since the 1980's. John Felmy
since
You know, I didn't get to go to university because I've been acting since I was a kid. Isla Fisher
since time
I say to my mother all the time, 'You're the child.' And she says, 'Yeah, you're the mother.' I've been that way with her since I was 11. Kristy McNichol
since
Since I can't write the greatest American novel, I'm going to write the longest American novel. Thomas Steinbeck
stopped vehicles
Vehicles are being stopped and inspected as they should be. Kevin Nursick
stopped
You know what, I'm a big, big fan of 'Heroes,' but the day they told me that the end of the world was coming, and that day didn't come, I stopped watching. Enrico Colantoni
stopped
She wouldn't be around if she hadn't stopped smoking, Barbara Warren
stopped time
I stopped singing for a long time because it just wasn't something I was very passionate about. BeBe Winans
stopped
I've stopped racing to get to the red light. Kyle Chandler
stopped
Before I was governor, tuition was skyrocketing, and we stopped that. We capped and then we froze college tuition. George Allen
stopped writer
One of the big breakthroughs I had as a writer was when I stopped agonising over every word. Alastair Reynolds
stopped wars
Basically, it's been wars that have stopped Mardi Gras. G. H. Hardy
stopped
I feel that I got stopped (because I'm black), Dave Wood
tears lines and-love
There's a fine line between heartbreak and love. It's a compliment when someone tells me my music put them in a place when where they were almost in tears. Chris Botti
tears pearls gains
The liquid drops of tears that you have shed Shall come again, transform'd to orient pearl, Advantaging their loan with interest Of ten times double gain of happiness. William Shakespeare
tears reason merriment
Nature's tears are reason's merriment. William Shakespeare
tears groups away-from-each-other
I could feel the tears beginning to collect in my throat again, but I pushed them apart, away from each other. Tears are only a threat in groups. Aimee Bender
tears bills immigration
Opposes compromise immigration bill- it tears apart families. Bill Richardson
tears stewards turns
God is the ultimate steward. He even turns our tears into the seeds of a hope filled future. Bill Johnson
tears enough subjects
In any really good subject, one has only to probe deep enough to come to tears. Edith Wharton
tears shed
I shed more tears than God could ever have required. Arthur Rimbaud
tears poetic tropes
I've read there is no such thing as a single tear, that old poetic trope. And perhaps there isn't, since hers was simply a companion to my own. Elizabeth Kostova
teenagers workers
Many of these workers are teenagers and are in entry-level jobs. John Robinson
teenagers
Things like that will get the teenagers out. Pam Baker