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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
military next orders outlook remains sales tent unchanged until year
Our outlook for military tent sales this year and next remains unchanged until we have orders in hand,
military war army
At the end of the day...if your army won't fight, it's because they don't trust their incompetent, corrupt generals, they don't trust each other. This is an enduring civil war between the Shia, the Sunni, and the Kurds. So I don't think we've got any options and we'd be ill-advised to start bombing where we really can't sort out the combatants or understand where the civilian population is. Barry McCaffrey
military sight balance
For if we merely take what obviously appears the line of least resistance, its obviousness will appeal to the opponent also; and this line may no longer be that of least resistance. In studying the physical aspect, we must never lose sight of the psychological, and only when both are combined is the strategy truly an indirect approach, calculated to dislocate the opponent's balance. B. H. Liddell Hart
military lying cutting
The nearer the cutting off point lies to the main force of the enemy, the more immediate the effect; whereas the closer to the strategic base it takes place, the greater the effect.
military decision battle
[The] aim is not so much to seek battle as to seek a strategic situation so advantageous that if it does not of itself produce the decision, its continuation by a battle is sure to achieve this. In other words, dislocation is the aim of strategy.
military enemy purpose
In the case of a state that is seeking not conquest but the maintenance of its security, the aim is fulfilled if the threat is removed - if the enemy is led to abandon his purpose.
military men stupidity
No man can exactly calculate the capacity of human genius and stupidity, nor the incapacity of will.
military balance usual
The more usual reason for adopting a strategy of limited aim is that of awaiting a change in the balance of force ... The essential condition of such a strategy is that the drain on him should be disproportionately greater than on oneself.
military taken order
While hitting one must guard ... In order to hit with effect, the enemy must be taken off his guard.
humor life people
People in real life don't get ballplayers' humor, the way we talk in the clubhouse. Justin Verlander
humorous life normal opening side steven
Steven has a humorous side to him that you wouldn't expect. I see more of it this season. Life is more normal for him in some ways. He's opening up slowly.
humorous money
That's the staggering, humorous thing about money. If you haven't got taste, money doesn't matter: You'll always look ghastly. Joanna Lumley
humor orleans people quality sort trademark worst
I think it's sort of a trademark quality of New Orleans that people can usually find humor in the worst situations.
humorous laugh
Laugh at yourself once in a while; give yourself a break.
humor humorous rest
I think this is a legislative sense of humor the rest of us don't appreciate.
humor love
I love 'Dexter.' The dark sense of humor is wonderful. Stephen J. Cannell
humor
I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times. Carlos Ponce
humorous
Jamaal is real a humorous and entertaining guy. Justin Turner