Quotes by 'Zsa Zsa Gabor'

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Zsa Zsa Gaboris a Hungarian-American actress and socialite...

funny girl women

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

funny marriage wedding

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

divorce funny-relationship men

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

funny life witty

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

funny life marriage

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

sexy funny-sex anti-valentines-day

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

funny lost-love women

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

thank-you valentines-day funny-love

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

love funny marriage

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

divorce gave generous hilton

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5, 000 Gideon Bibles.

leave necessary thee thou treasure

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it is necessary for thee to leave all.

changed movement

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

cap love man

The feather in your cap is to get a man you love who'll marry you.

liked

I always liked parties. You meet people; you can have fun.