Quotes by 'Zsa Zsa Gabor'

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Zsa Zsa Gaboris a Hungarian-American actress and socialite...

men making-love

Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.

husband cat missing

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

hate believe complaining

If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.

sex years two

Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.

people loaded

What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.

hair baths trouble

When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.

husband believe should-have

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.

women men want

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage.

men long cash

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash

single sleep bed

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

cute looks ugly

I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them

funny girl women

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

easy spouse

It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

funny marriage wedding

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.