Will Rogers

Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
papers
All I know is what I read in the papers
paper advertising forty
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
mean men paper
I see by the papers that they are going to do away with all the nuisance taxes. That means that a man can get a marriage license for nothing.
hilarious ignorance paper
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
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So, for all of their complaining about how we did things, The Onion gets a big investor whose son saw our paper and liked it. And now they've got Jeff working for them. I think they owe us a thank you.
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It's a done deal, ... We had a lot of good help out of BancorpSouth, Mitchell McNutt and Master Hospitality. There must have been 100 pounds of paper to sign.
real loss paper
There is no such thing as a paper loss. A paper loss is a very real loss.
running long paper
Paper money is made of cotton, and I'm long cotton, by the way. One reason I'm long cotton is because Dr. Bernanke is out there running the printing presses as fast as he can.
zero paper buying
The price of a commodity will never go to zero. When you invest in commodities futures, you're not buying a piece of paper that says you own an intangible piece of company that can go bankrupt.
ad days department flock hope paper people putting
The days of putting an ad in the paper and hope for people to flock to your department are gone.
matter wrong
What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't but one thing wrong with every one of us -- and that's selfishness.
blame changed children joining
We changed with the times, so we can't blame the children for just joining the times without even having to change.
keeps memories office short voters
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
lust women
The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood