Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
humorous differences political
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.
funny witty humorous
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
humorous names two
The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever heard of in politics . . . Lord if they feel that way about it, I don't see why they don't just reverse the two words.
humorous should-have class
Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion.
humorous russia income
There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income.
funny letting-go humorous
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
funny witty humorous
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
funny witty humorous
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
prayer party humorous
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
funny hilarious humorous
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
matter wrong
What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't but one thing wrong with every one of us -- and that's selfishness.
blame changed children joining
We changed with the times, so we can't blame the children for just joining the times without even having to change.
keeps memories office short voters
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
lust women
The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood