Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
territory birth being-there
In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough.
agriculture trying birth-control
What the Secretary of Agriculture is trying to do is to teach the farmer corn acreage control, and the hogs birth control, and one is just as hard to make understand it as the other.
men years my-birthday
I was born on Nov. 4, which is election day ... my birthday has made more men and sent more back to honest work than any other days in the year.
birthday travel carpe-diem
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
funny-happy-birthday waiting-in-line getting-older
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
birth goodness badness
The worst form of badness is human goodness when human goodness becomes a substitute for the new birth.
country birth-rate debt
If the current birth rate, which is the lowest in the major developed countries, continues, there will be no Japanese. Who will pay the enormous debt?
echoes youth birth
I came to the place of my birth and cried: "The friends of my youth, where are they?"--and an echo answered, "Where are they?
matter wrong
What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't but one thing wrong with every one of us -- and that's selfishness.
blame changed children joining
We changed with the times, so we can't blame the children for just joining the times without even having to change.
keeps memories office short voters
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
lust women
The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood
anybody economist given good guess happen liable man
An economist is a man that can tell you . . . what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too.
funny happening
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else