Will Morgan
Will Morgan
Will Morganis a Minnesota politician and former member of the Minnesota House of Representatives. A member of the Minnesota Democratic–Farmer–Labor Party, he represented District 56B, which includes portions of Dakota County in the southern Twin Cities metropolitan area. He is a physics teacher at Burnsville High School in Burnsville...
moving not-afraid
I'm not afraid to move away from funny. I'm not afraid of that.
feet guy passionate
I just see myself as a short, dumpy guy with bad feet, and I'm passionate.
girl running cheating
My father said: "If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back."
white rocks competition
Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.
people laughing ability
I can make people laugh at the drop of a dime. God's given me that ability.
whole-life whole
I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.
mother father stubbornness
I love my mother. My mother made sure, her stubbornness - she made sure we was going to eat. She made sure we had Christmases. That was my mother. My father wasn't there for that.
son gay trying
The truth is if I had a gay son, I would love him just as much as if he was straight. I might have to try to love even more because I know of the difficulty that he would have in society.
I've got to show life as I see it.
opportunity thinking house
They say when opportunity knocks you should let it in and invite it to sit at your table. F*** that -- when opportunity knocks, you should take it captive. Beat that s*** down. I've got opportunity tied to a chair in my basement with a ball gag in its mouth. Opportunity ain't even thinking about leaving my house. If you keep quiet for a second, you'll hear it whining.
reality turkeys sense-of-humor
My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.
beautiful butterfly black
And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.
next stitches pope
There's more likelihood of Ian Paisley being the next pope, than of me agreeing to a fix or a stitch-up.
circles ducks swim
Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?