Will Lewis
Will Lewis
William Lewis or Willie Lewis may refer to:...
mother school differences
I never went to school beyond the 3rd grade, but my mother taught me the difference between right and wrong.
money poverty one-thing
There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
men alcohol next
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
drunk people alcohol
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
money nerves politics
I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
drinking forget drink
I drink to forget I drink.
drinking dirty scotch-whisky
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.
horse water ifs
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to roll over and float on his back, then you got something!
golf play lows
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
drinking beer loss
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.
life you-only-live-once living-once
You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.
glasses tables needs
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
funny drinking beer
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
tired doctors dieting
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.