Will Johnson
Will Johnson
perfect romance different
WORTH IT and perfect are different things. No one’s perfect, yet in romance, everyone becomes WORTH IT. And that’s the trick.
men garden serial-killer
We're going to die," Keith said, the moment he was gone. "This man is a serial killer. We're going to die, and he's going to bury us in his garden and build a shed on us.
stupid theory very-stupid
She firmly held the theory that everyone gets at least one very stupid superpower.
awkward realizing said
It's always awkward when someone doesn't realize you're joking and devotes thought time to what you've said. Double that when the person is wearing tinfoil.
gay guy
You could wear the same outfit every single day and no guy - who isn't gay - will notice.
campaigns phrases way
Also, when on a campaign to convince a stranger that you aren't a few fries short of a Happy Meal, throwing around phrases like "tangentially Swedish" is not the best way to go.
What tinfoil?" he asked.
thinking names jubilee
I realize Jubilee is a bit of a stripper name. You probably think I have heard the call of the pole.
gone teeth upstairs
Which is both gross and breathtakingly romantic. He could always have just gone upstairs and brushed his teeth, but he stayed and lurked by the fish for me.
successful careers evil
Claim whatever you want. Say you only want a happy family or a successful career or a big house. I say: no, that's not what you want. You'll settle for those things, but you really want a monkey that does your evil bidding. Pullman is a genius just for this.
winning imagination done
This pool is a triumph of imagination. That's how you win at life, Gin. You have to imagine your way through. Never say something can't be done. There's always a solution, even if it's weird.
writing careers two
Writing is one of the few careers for which you essentially train yourself, the other two major ones being juggling and pickpocketing.
i-like-you mad sane
I like you because you were mad. And you're pretty. And pretty sane for a mad person.
hurt snakes giving
Fear can't hurt you," she said. "When it washes over you, give it no power. It's a snake with no venom. Remember that. That knowledge can save you.