Will Johnson
Will Johnson
life crazy sane
One person's crazy is another person's sane, I guess.
hey want autographs
Hey! Jack the Wanker! Over here! I want your autograph!
jobs insane world
It was like the entire world was colluding to make me feel insane, and it was doing a really good job.
people assuming made
And if we get caught, I will claim I made you go. At gunpoint. I am American. People will assume I'm armed.
dream finals sticks
My final word: don't follow your dreams . . . chase them. With a stick, or a shovel, or whatever you have handy. Get that [bleep]ing dream!
want what-you-want said
Tell me what you want, what you really, really want," he said. "Braiiinnnnssss," we said in unison.
attitude self long
I decided to deflect her attitude by giving a long, Southern answer. I come from people who know how to draw things out. Annoy a Southerner, and we will drain away the moments of your life with our slow, detailed replies until you are nothing but a husk of your former self and that much closer to death.
sound hunters demon
You're...a demon hunter?' 'It's not as exciting as it sounds,' he said. 'There is a surprising amount of paperwork involved.
eggs hens enough
Money is for doing things, my love. Don't sit on it like a hen sits on an egg. It doesn't hatch. I should know. I've made enough of it.
faces roommate lit
And what else is she?" Jerome asked. Jazza didn't offer any reply so I chimed in with, "A bitchweasel?" "A bitchweasel!" Jazza's face lit up. "She's a bitchweasel! I love my new roommate.
together normal enough
They weren't pressed together as closely as normal, but his shoulder bumped hers, then remained there. It was very subtle, and possibly even accidental, but it was enough.
boys shy strange
Go see old virgins! Now ask a strange boy out, you shy, Retarded thing!
rose irrational phobia
I have no phobias. Phobias are irrational. My fears are rational and CAREFULLY CULTIVATED, like roses.
wanted position
This wasn't a position she wanted to be in. And yet . . . yet she knew that she was going to do it anyway.