Will Johnson
Will Johnson
thinking noses may
I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn't go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar.
running mps ideas
The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP they have run out of better ideas.
fun real thinking
I think it’d be disgraceful if a chap wasn’t allowed to have a bit of fun in Las Vegas. The real scandal would be if you went all the way to Las Vegas and you didn’t misbehave in some trivial way.
country people celebrate
We celebrate the contribution of people who have come to this country to make it better.
thinking would-be achieve
Never in my life did I think I would be congratulated by Mick Jagger for achieving anything.
running jobs olympics
The job of mayor of London is unbelievably taxing, particularly in the run-up to the Olympics.
pms olive-trees mars
My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.
good-life writing media
It is possible to have a pretty good life and career being a leech and a parasite in the media world, gadding about from TV studio to TV studio, writing inconsequential pieces and having a good time.
sausage meat conservative
The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.
running passion tennis
I love tennis with a passion. I challenged Boris Becker to a match once and he said he was up for it but he never called back. I bet I could make him run around.
volunteer people helping
Volunteering is also now more crucial than ever in helping people find work.
believe pride opportunity
I firmly believe that volunteering is good for our society and brings communities together. It's a fantastic opportunity to get involved in your local community, to meet new people and to gain a sense of pride and achievement.
breaking-down break barriers
We did everything we could to break down barriers that restrain poorest.
journey want london
In 1904, 20 per cent of journeys were made by bicycle in London. I want to see a figure like that again. If you can't turn the clock back to 1904, what's the point of being a Conservative?