Will Harrison

Will Harrison
cake als way
The quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet. Can I make you a cake?" Big Al to Pierce, then Rachel.
puppy
Puppy presents on the rug. This sucked.
easy trusting-you spells
Making a spell is easy. It's trusting you did it right that's hard.
memories ice arms
Memories of ice and Trent surfaced, and I wrapped my arms around my middle. I had saved him, and he had saved me. What was wrong with us?
i-like-you thinking hard-times
I opine-I think you're a woman of your world,' he said from the far end of the couch. 'I would have a hard time seeing you pressed and powdered, dreading a life of servitude under the name of marriage. You'd die in that mold. I like you as you are, fiery and ill tempered.
blood differences vampire
Death and blood didn’t turn on a vampire. Fear and the chance to take blood did. There was a difference.
kids thinking
You think my kids just popped out of the ground?
cheer nice eye
Typical" Kisten said, his eyes dramatically sad. "Try to do something nice for a person, cheer her up, and what do I get? Abused and robbed.
sorry eye trying
Sure am glad I'm not royalty," I muttered. "I wouldn't want to have to bump uglies with someone I can't stand. On a regular basis. And no one else." "Ow!" I exclaimed, trying to yank my fingers from Trent but finding them caught. Then I colored, realizing what I'd said. "Oh… sorry," I stammered, meaning it. "That was insensitive." Trent's frown turned into a sly smirk. "Bump uglies?" he said, eyes on the table behind me. "You are a font of gutter slang, Rachel. We must do this again.
sweat worst-nightmares magic
I’m your worst nightmare come to walk this side of the lines. I’m an elf, Trent something you’re forgotten how to be. You’re scared of black magic. I can see fear shimmering under your aura like sweat. I live and breathe black magic. I’m so tainted with it that I will use it without thought, without guilt and without hesitation.
thinking ivy too-much
You think Ivy's a planner? She has nothing on a motivated elf with too much money.
men vision needs
You need a new hobby, Rachel. Something other than nasty little men with visions of world domination.
badass witch
Come on, Rachel!" Jenks shrilled. "You're a badass, not a bad witch!
nasty
Trent and Ellasbeth did the nasty? Ewwww!