Will Carroll
Will Carroll
Will Carroll is a sportswriter specializing in the coverage of medical issues, including injuries and performance-enhancing drugs. Carroll's "Under the Knife" column appeared on Baseball Prospectus for eight years during his stint there as a senior writer, and he also contributed to the site's radio efforts as well as the Puck Prospectus spin-off site. He is the author of two books on sports-related medical topics. Carroll has no formal medical training...
beautiful evening soup
Soup of the evening, beautiful soup! Soup of the evening, beautiful soup! Beau--ootiful Soo--oop! Beau--ootiful Soo--oop! Soo--oop of the e--e--evening, Beautiful, beautiful soup!
morning thinking wonderland
I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then
running philosophy philosophical
Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.
trying wonderland four
I'll try if I know all the things I used to know. Let me see: four times five is twelve, and four times six is thirteen, and four times seven is - oh dear! I shall never get to twenty at that rate!
wise would-be wonderland
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?
writing thinking feminist
Always speak the truth, think before you speak, and write it down afterwards.
cat mad people
'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.'
pain cat insane
Only the insane equate pain with success." "The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die." _Cheshire Cat
habit kitten conversation
It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that, whatever you say to them, they always purr: "If they would only purr for 'yes,' and mew for 'no,; or any rule of that sort," she had said, "so that one could keep up a conversation! But how can you talk with a person if they always say the same thing?
memories carpe-diem vision
It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.
lit
Curiouser and curiouser.
thinking people
People who don't think shouldn't talk.
matter
All that matters is what we do for each other.
queens work done
"I could have done it in a much more complicated way," said the Red Queen, immensely proud.