Will Carroll

Will Carroll
Will Carroll is a sportswriter specializing in the coverage of medical issues, including injuries and performance-enhancing drugs. Carroll's "Under the Knife" column appeared on Baseball Prospectus for eight years during his stint there as a senior writer, and he also contributed to the site's radio efforts as well as the Puck Prospectus spin-off site. He is the author of two books on sports-related medical topics. Carroll has no formal medical training...
sea way bread
Who sail on stormy seas; And that's the way I get my bread -- A trifle, if you please.
alice-in-wonderland-book young alice-in-wonderland-tea
We haven't any and you're too young.
temper
Why, what a temper you are in!
two use conversation
No discussion between two persons can be of any use, until each knows clearly what it is that the other asserts.
trying causes ill
Ill try the whole cause, and condemn you to death.
ideas knows seems
Somehow it seems to fill my head with ideas - only I don't exactly know what they are!
kings real distance
"I see nobody on the road," said Alice. "I only wish I had such eyes," the King remarked in a fretful tone. "To be able to see Nobody! And at that distance too! Why, it's as much as I can do to see real people, by this light."
education children hate
There's nothing a well-regulated child hates so much as regularity. I believe a really healthy boy would thoroughly enjoy Greek Grammar--if only he might stand on his head to learn it!
opportunity silence golden
Where one is hopelessly undecided as to what to say, there (as Confucius would have said, if they had given him the opportunity) silence is golden.
nephew danger mets
But oh, beamish nephew, beware of the day, If your Snark be a Boojum! for then You will softly and suddenly vanish away, And never be met with again!
thinking goes-on littles
But I was thinking of a way To feed oneself on batter, And so go on from day to day Getting a little fatter.
house jelly dining
It is always allowable to ask for artichoke jelly with your boiled venison; however there are houses where this is not supplied.
peace men echoes
Still, as Christmas-tide comes round, They remember it again - Echo still the joyful sound "Peace on earth, good-will to men!"
school college men
Forbid the day when vivisection shall be practised in every college and school, and when the man of science, looking forth over a world which will then own no other sway than his, shall exult in the thought that he has made of this fair earth, if not a heaven, at least a hell for animals.