Will Allen

Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
self tree defense
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
hipster names apparel
I sued American Apparel because they calculatingly took my name, my likeness and image and used them publicly to promote their business.
death suicide dying
I don't want to be immortal through my works. I want to be immortal by not dying.
work play events
I spend a lot of time idly. I go to sporting events, play my clarinet. I practise. But if you work every day, a certain amount on a steady basis, the work accumulates.
night jewish-tradition shaving
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.
humorous moon wings
Notes for a ballet, The Spell: ... Suddenly Sigmund hears the flutter of wings, and a group of wild swans flies across the moon ... Sigmund is astounded to see that their leader is part swan and part woman - unfortunately, divided lengthwise. She enchants Sigmund, who is careful not to make any poultry jokes ...
goodbye girlfriend war
In 1940 I was just turning 5 years old and being taken to the movies. For those of us who were not old enough to understand the horror of war it was a very romantic era because these guys were kissing their wives and girlfriends goodbye and going off to fight and become heroes.
kissing wife want
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
song order heartache
She had been critical of his new torch song, "A Side Order of Heartache, Please," suggesting it could be used as a good way to break in their new paper shredder.
hours bother
What is it about death that bothers me? Probably the hours.
mother believe meat
Do I believe in God? I did until Mother's accident. She fell on some meat loaf and it penetrated her spleen.
writing wish comedy
I wish I was writing something much more heavy each time I did a film, and that the comedies just occasionally come out. But unfortunately you're stuck with what you're born with.
funny-inspirational class strikes
My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.
meaning-of-life human-nature life-is
The meaning of life is that nobody knows the meaning of life.