Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
safe failing ifs
If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
two wife luck
I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not.
funny death humor
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
gossip pornography knows
It's just gossip, you know. Gossip is the new pornography.
movie gambling film
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
funny death lying
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
faith believe existence
I can't even make a leap of faith to believe in my own existence.
sex
After 60, all of us belong to the weaker sex.
men long relaxed
I always thought that as long as man is mortal, he will never be relaxed.
golden-years joy kind
All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all tripe.
brother zoos honor
Am I my brother's keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo.
running annie-hall ponzi-scheme
Take the money and run.
sex suffering bars
Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
god done lord
My Lord, my Lord! What hath Thou done lately?