Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
thinking people care
When a film is reviled, you open a film and people say "Oh, it's the stupidest thing, it's the worst movie." You think: oh, nobody's going to ever speak to you again. But, it doesn't happen. Nobody cares. You know, they read it and they say "Oh, they hated your film." You care, at the time. But they don't. Nobody else cares.
witty humorous bird
I can levitate birds. No one cares.
thinking woods love-and-death
I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If He was a carpenter, I wondered what He charged for bookshelves.
sex weekend trying
Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend. Woody Allen Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
religious communication successful
I think Bergman's films have eternal relevance, because they deal with the difficulty of personal relationships and lack of communication between people and religious aspirations and mortality, existential themes that will be relevant a thousand years from now. When many of the things that are successful and trendy today will have been long relegated to musty-looking antiques, his stuff will still be great.
wall people chinese
There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.
terrible feels portions
The food in this place is really terrible. Yes, and such small portions. That's essentially how I feel about life.
years psychology lourdes
I'm going to my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes.
wife immature baths
My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.
hero obsessed predicaments
Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine.
maturity sweaters causes
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.
thinking today teeth
I'm so excited-I think today I'm going to brush all my teeth.
baseball thinking kkk
I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats. (On the KKK)
teach
Those who can't do, teach!