Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
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I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
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Television is a triumph of equipment over people,
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I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.
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There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.
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