Will Adams
Will Adams
Professional dancer and choreographer with a strong YouTube subscriber count and resume credits including Glee, American Idol, X Factor, America's Best Dance Crew and more.
ProfessionChoreographer
Date of Birth6 September 1988
christian religious atheist
Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately.
reality people insane
Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.
happiness success hope
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.
ignorance views sea
We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. H. P. LOVECRAFT, "The Call of Cthulhu" When did ignorance become a point of view?
funny smart stupid
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
dating religion principles
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
inspirational stupid silly
The best things in life are silly.
anger engineering problem
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
car hot way
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.
children future kids
The children are our future. And that is why, ultimately, we're screwed unless we do something about it. If you haven't noticed, the children who are our future are good-looking, but they aren't all that bright. As dense as they might be, they will eventually notice that adults have spent all the money, spread disease, and turned the planet into a smoky, filthy ball of death. We're raising an entire generation of dumb, pissed-off kids who know where the handguns are kept. This is not a good recipe for a happy future.
believe science reality
Dilbert: Evolution must be true because it is a logical conclusion of the scientific method. Dogbert: But science is based on the irrational belief that because we cannot perceive reality all at once, things called time and cause and effect exist. Dilbert: That's what I was taught and that's what I believe. Dogbert: Sounds cultish.
focus effort stupidity
Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.
hurt people needs
Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto
moving men talking
The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the