Will Adams
Will Adams
Professional dancer and choreographer with a strong YouTube subscriber count and resume credits including Glee, American Idol, X Factor, America's Best Dance Crew and more.
ProfessionChoreographer
Date of Birth6 September 1988
pay want figures
If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it.
science thinking machines
Dilbert: I'm obsessed with inventing a perpetual motion machine. Most scientists think it's impossible, but I have something they don't. Dogbert: A lot of spare time? Dilbert: Exactly.
stars science night
Dogbert gazing at night sky No matter how bad the day is, the stars are always there. Dilbert Actually, many of them burned out years ago, but their light is just now reaching earth. DogbertThank you for shattering my comfortable misconception. DilbertIt's the miracle of science.
science simple tonight
Newsreader: A huge asteroid could destroy Earth! And by coincidence, that's the subject of tonight's miniseries. Dogbert: In science, researchers proved that this simple device can keep idiots off your television screen. [TV remote control] Click.
book library analogies
E-books are impervious to analogy.
strong sex lying
In yesterday's post, I asked how many of you guys would have sex with a robot if it was indistinguishable from a hot human woman. About 95% of the hetero guys said they would. The other 5% expressed a strong preference for lying.
nature eye science
Dinosaur: I plan to use punctuated equilibrium to turn this zit into a third eye. Catbert: That's not a natural advantage. You'd better stay away from the fitter dinosaurs.
lying golf science
Dogbert: Scientists have discovered the gene that makes some people love golf. Dilbert: How can they tell it's the golf gene? Dogbert: It's plaid and it lies.
mushrooms please ifs
If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.
blogging coworker turns
Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn.
morning night focus
Writers tend to work early in the morning, or late at night, when brains are naturally able to focus deeply on one thought. In the middle of the day, distractions are unavoidable. I wonder if anything worthwhile has ever been written in the afternoon.
reality dating cheaper
When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed.
funny jobs expectations
Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.
smart humor matter
No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.