Voltaire
Voltaire
François-Marie Arouet, known by his nom de plume Voltaire, was a French Enlightenment writer, historian, and philosopher famous for his wit, his attacks on the established Catholic Church, and his advocacy of freedom of religion, freedom of expression, and separation of church and state...
NationalityFrench
ProfessionHistorian
Date of Birth21 November 1694
CityParis, France
CountryFrance
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I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it.
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I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.
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Let us work without theorizing, tis the only way to make life endurable.
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There are men who can think no deeper than a fact.
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God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
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By appreciation, we make excellence in others our own property.
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The superfluous, a very necessary thing.
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It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.
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I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.
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God created sex. Priests created marriage.
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Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.
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May God defend me from my friends: I can defend myself from my enemies.
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To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
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I hate women because they always know where things are.