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Slainte chuig na fir, agus go mairfidh na mna go deo. - Health to the men, and may the women live forever!
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Health to the men and may the women live forever Irish: Slainte na bhfear agus go maire na mna go deo
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Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
hit women
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
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The mouth of a cannon is safer that the mouth of a woman scorned.
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When you drink, you get drunk. when you get drunk, you fall asleep, when you sleep, you surely can commit no sin. when you dont sin you go to heaven. so lets all get drunk and go to heaven.
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When I saw you I was afraid to meet you. When I met you I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you.
cute-love
To the world you are one person, but to one person you are the world.
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To the wings of love: May they never lose a feather, But soar up to the sky above, And last and last forever.
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To the two secrets to a long-lasting happy marriage: Here's to good sense of humor - and a short memory!
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To the groom: Early in your marriage you will find it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time, though, you will learn how to always get the last two words in every discussion. Just make sure the words are Yes dear.
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to the Bride and Groom There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
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to the Bride and Groom May we all be invited to your golden wedding celebrations.