Todd Barry
Todd Barry
Todd Barryis an American stand-up comedian, actor, and voice actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth26 March 1964
CountryUnited States of America
pirate culture knows
I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.
normal worthy feels
I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.
type personal-experiences
I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.
bombs my-friends
Anyone who bombs is my friend.
thanksgiving chickens chicken-nuggets
I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
phones numbers people
People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people.
doors atlanta kingdoms
I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.
jobs asking time-off
I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work.
funny character people
I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.
appointments
I have a podiatrist appointment at 2.
writing sometimes used
I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires
years done through-the-years
I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written
vocabulary interesting trying
I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all
koalas kangaroos wombats
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also