Tim Dorsey

Tim Dorsey
Tim Dorseyis an American novelist, frequently compared to Dave Barry and Carl Hiaasen. Dorsey's books are crime capers in the Florida style pioneered by John D. MacDonald...
stupid book cutting
...And another item from the growing file of people who voluntarily wear dunce caps... You'll be talking cordially to someone and make an offhand reference, 'I recently read where--' and they'll cut you off and say, 'Oh, I don't read'... This is a tragedy on so many different levels. First, because they don't read, they don't know enough to keep it to themselves. Next, and this is the most amazing part, they use a demeaning tone like I'm the stupid one for wasting time with books.
beginning bring broadcast equity mark purely suggested
Mark wanted to see if there was something KTRS could bring to the table. He suggested an equity stake. It was purely exploratory, but from the beginning it was not just about broadcast rights.
beginning bring broadcast equity mark purely suggested
Mark wanted to see if there was something KTRS could bring to the table, ... He suggested an equity stake. It was purely exploratory, but from the beginning it was not just about broadcast rights.
degrees kevin six
You know the six degrees of Kevin Bacon?
bed best bigger face night smile wake
I go to bed every night with a smile on my face and wake up with a bigger smile, ... I think I have about 1,000 new best friends.
certainly dave excuse fan racial
It was a most unfortunate racial slur. There can be no excuse for what was said. Dave Lenihan has been let go. ... There is enough hate. We certainly are not going to fan those flames. That is not what we're about.
board button delay dumped everybody hit point standard
When you want something dumped you would point to the board operator, indicating to hit the button. I would say we use the seven-second delay button often. Everybody does. It's pretty standard in the business.
certainly fan
There is no place for anything like that in this world. There is enough hate. And we certainly are not going to fan those flames.
baseball cardinals pinch somebody
Somebody pinch me. Cardinals baseball is an institution. It is St. Louis.
happened tried
If we tried to do this 10-15 years ago this never would have happened -- never, ever,
fun people different
Don't make fun of people who are different. Unless they have more money and influence. Then you must
fighting ambush walks
Always walk away from a fight. Then ambush.
political citizens littles
Our political process appears to be a toxic dance of mutually assured destruction that takes all the citizens down with you, and that can't be right. So I've prepared a little experiment.
animal snacks different
These are different animals now. They're starting to winnow out the weak at the fringe of the herd. We need to hurry or this could affect our snack situation.