Tim Conway

Tim Conway
Thomas Daniel "Tim" Conwayis an American actor, writer, director and comedian. He is known for his role as the inept Ensign Charles Parker in the 1960s World War II-set situation comedy McHale's Navy, for his sketch comedy as a co-star on the 1970s variety program The Carol Burnett Show, for starring as the title character in the Dorf series of comedy films, and for cartoon voice work as the voice of Barnacle Boy from the animated series SpongeBob SquarePants...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth15 December 1933
CityWilloughby, OH
CountryUnited States of America
As a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a lot of Sports and got along with most of the guys, I think I used comedy as a defense mechanism. You know making someone laugh is a much better way to solve a problem than by using your fists.
If following Christ has never cost you anything, you're not following Him.
I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.
I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.
I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after.
Phyllis Diller came through a mine field of male comedians when she arrived on the comedy scene and she defused them all. She won her place in the Hall of Comedy as the First Lady. I will miss her.
God wants you to live a life where you are madly in love with Jesus Christ. Where Christ excites you, you fear Him, you love Him, you find Him beautiful. You love Him more then your family and more then money. You love Him above everything. And because of that love that spills over, with joy you seek to serve Him. Isn't that the kind of life that God wants from you?