Terry Jones
Terry Jones
Terence Graham Parry "Terry" Jonesis a Welsh comedian, screenwriter, actor, film director, historian and author. He is best known as a member of the Monty Python comedy troupe...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth1 February 1942
CityColwyn Bay, Wales
heart hockey nhl
Wild Thing made their hearts sing. But he couldn't top everything.
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Some people are passionate about aisles, others about window seats.
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Short or long to Goblin City? The straight way's short But the long way's pretty...
war circles political
What really alarms me about President Bush's 'War on Terrorism' is the grammar. How do you wage war on an abstract noun? How is 'Terrorism' going to surrender? It's well known, in philological circles, that it's very hard for abstract nouns to surrender.
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It took 200 years for the Crusaders to create [this] Muslim fanaticism. It was the exact imitation of Christian intolerance.
memories struggle writing
I can direct things but I can't write. My memory is going, so I struggle for words.
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What is meant by: "We mustn't give in to the terrorists"? We gave in to them the moment the first bombs fell on Afghanistan.
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The Earth is slowing down. The Earth is spinning slower than it was when the international second was defined using atomic clocks, so we're losing time on those clocks.
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These included some disturbingly young people including a 13-year-old, and a scoutmaster who we then discovered had been abusing a child for four years,
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I'm a good cook; one of my specialities is reindeer and potato pie.
anyone except hurts
It doesn't worry me what anyone says, except when publicity hurts others.