Sydney Smith

Sydney Smith
Sydney Smithwas an English wit, writer and Anglican cleric...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionClergyman
Date of Birth3 June 1771
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It is a bore, I admit, to be past seventy, for you are left for execution, and are daily expecting the death-warrant; but it is not anything very capital we quit. We are, at the close of life, only hurried away from stomach-aches, pains in the joints, from sleepless nights and unamusing days, from weakness, ugliness, and nervous tremors; but we shall all meet again in another planet, cured of all our defects.
religion vice
What a pity it is that we have no amusements in England but vice and religion!
illusion
I have, alas, only one illusion left, and that is the Archbishop of Canterbury.
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Never talk for half a minute without pausing and giving others a chance to join in.
invention
Correspondences are like small clothes before the invention of suspenders; it is impossible to keep them up.
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The object of preaching is to constantly remind mankind of what they keep forgetting; not to supply the intellect, but to fortify the feebleness of human resolutions.
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As the French say, there are three sexes - men, women, and clergymen.
man
I never read a book before previewing it; it prejudices a man so.
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To do anything in this world worth doing, we must not stand back shivering and thinking of the cold and danger, but jump in, and scramble through as well as we can.
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A bigot delights in public ridicule, for he begins to think he is a martyr
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That sign of old age, extolling the past at the expense of the present
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A life of knowledge is not often a life of injury and crime
flavor society vanilla
Ah, you flavor everything; you are the vanilla of society
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There is one piece of advice, in a life of study, which I think no one will object to; and that is, every now and then to be completely idle - to do nothing at all.