Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
change way world
You can change the world. Please don't do that, OK? Some of us like the way things are going now.
answers way wonder
Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.
artist america way
In America, we know to ignore artists if they're serious in any way.
opposites way action
The worst thing about affirmative action is that it encourages reverse discrimination, so-called because it goes in the opposite way of how we naturally discriminate.
heart men way
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.
mysterious-ways welfare way
God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.
class people way
Class is a way of looking at society that divides people into different categories based on how much money they're willing to make.
drinking gay way
Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.
spin
We don't want any filter, ... The correspondent is only going to put his spin on it.
children demon shows
These shows are the demon children of the 24-hour cable-news cycle,
opinions saying
The show is about me in that when you give opinions, you're saying something about yourself,
player work
Every day, if I could find someone to play with me. If I couldn't find someone to play with me, I would work on my player character.
based character daily guy
My character is not based on (Bill) O'Reilly, ... It's the same guy from The Daily Show. You'd never say it's O'Reilly.
I think O'Reilly could be so evolved, he's one of the X-Men