Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
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If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it hurt when I spray them with Windex?
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I believe all God's creatures have a soul... except bears, bears are Godless killing machines!
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After nearly 15 minutes of soul searching, I have heard the call. Nation, I will seek the office of the president of the United States. I am doing it!
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I'm not a fan of facts. You see, facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.
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I'm a big fan. I've always been a news junkie,
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Smoking pot ... thanks for putting down the pipe and talking to me.
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It was, actually. I started playing Dungeons & Dragons the first week it was introduced to the market - at least the first week it was introduced down here.
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We don't want any filter, ... The correspondent is only going to put his spin on it.
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Every day, if I could find someone to play with me. If I couldn't find someone to play with me, I would work on my player character.
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These shows are the demon children of the 24-hour cable-news cycle,
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The show is about me in that when you give opinions, you're saying something about yourself,
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Bush has a real problem on his hands here, John: What honor should he bestow on Karl Rove?
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Lemme just talk to you for a second about something that I think is good for America: caramel apples, ... I had one last night. Delicious. Not talking about candy apples. I think candy apples are a danger! You crack 'em, they're very sharp. You candy apple crowd need to wake up!
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as natural as a gorilla beating his chest.