Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
dimes broke ifs
If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.
kids los-angeles ifs
If I had free time to go to Los Angeles to shoot a movie, I would rather spend it with my kids.
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If Germans are happy it means everyone else is miserable.
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Arby's: If I was about to be killed, I would eat it.
nerd huge ifs
If you like Battlestar Galactica...you're probably a huge nerd.
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Foreign newspapers: if they've got nothing to hide, how come they don't print them in English?
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An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
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And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.
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You don't need the right facts if you have the right inflection.
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The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun
community love-of-money ifs
If you love friends, you will serve your friends. If you love community, you will serve your community. If you love money, you will serve your money. And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.
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We don't want any filter, ... The correspondent is only going to put his spin on it.
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These shows are the demon children of the 24-hour cable-news cycle,
opinions saying
The show is about me in that when you give opinions, you're saying something about yourself,