Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
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Everybody loves dogs. They're the pizza of the animal kingdom.
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So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.
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Oops! I always thought PETA stood for Please Eat This Animal.
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It's clear that when we're this outnumbered by the creatures, we have to take a page from the British Empire and rule the lesser species through intimidation. That's why the single most important thing you can do as a human is to dominate an animal. Need more proof?Rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air and over every living creature that moves on the ground. I'd say that about covers it.
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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I'm not a fan of facts. You see, facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.
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I'm a big fan. I've always been a news junkie,
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Smoking pot ... thanks for putting down the pipe and talking to me.
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It was, actually. I started playing Dungeons & Dragons the first week it was introduced to the market - at least the first week it was introduced down here.
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We don't want any filter, ... The correspondent is only going to put his spin on it.
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Every day, if I could find someone to play with me. If I couldn't find someone to play with me, I would work on my player character.
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These shows are the demon children of the 24-hour cable-news cycle,
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The show is about me in that when you give opinions, you're saying something about yourself,
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Bush has a real problem on his hands here, John: What honor should he bestow on Karl Rove?