Spike Milligan
Spike Milligan
Terence Alan "Spike" Milligan KBEwas a comedian, writer and actor. The son of an Irish father and an English mother, his early life was spent in India where he was born. The majority of his working life was spent in the United Kingdom. He disliked his first name and began to call himself "Spike" after hearing a band on Radio Luxembourg called Spike Jones and his City Slickers...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 April 1918
CityAhmednagar, India
CountryIreland
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
I told you I was sick.
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
Its all in the mind, you know.
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they're ever so small That's why rain is thin.
One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be?
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.