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In his later years Pablo Picasso was not allowed to roam an art unattended, for he had previously been discovered in the act of trying to improve on one of his old masterpieces.
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Love is like a poisonous mushroom -- you don't know if it is the real thing until it is too late
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Experience is something you get too late to do anything about the mistakes you made while getting it.
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Have you heard about the latest 12 step group for compulsive talkers? It's called ... On and On Anonymous.
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It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
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Education has opened many, many doors. However, there are still innumerable doors shut tight -- unopened yet. These are the doors of the future. Perhaps one of my children will open one of these doors -- I shall help give him the key.
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Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions - everyone but a school bus driver.
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Everyone is a self-made person, but only the successful admit it.
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The biggest room in the world, is the room for improvement.
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The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
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The bigger the summer vacation the harder the fall.
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The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
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No amount of Guilt can change the past, and no amount of Worrying can change the futur
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The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm.