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Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
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It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
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The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake.
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I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance; a church filled with flowers and friends. I asked him what kind of wedding he wished for; he said one that would make me his wife.
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A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.
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There are hundreds of languages in the world but a smile speaks them all.
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When one door closes another one opens with great possibilities ahead
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When a woman wants a man and lusts after him, the lover need not bother to conjure up opportunities, for she will find more in an hour than we men could think of in a century.
dealing juvenile social words workers
Why do social workers use five-syllable words when dealing with juvenile delinquents?
parents spanking terms
Too many parents are not on spanking terms with their children.
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Too many of us speak twice before we think
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With children... it is a fact that most parents criticize children more than they laud or congratulate them. We tend to be quick to criticize, slow to praise. We should be careful to keep the praise and the expectations far ahead of the criticism.
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Those that say you can't take it with you never saw a car packed for a vacation trip.
earth purpose
What on earth are you doing for Heaven's sake?