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A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.
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He who knows all the answers has not yet been asked all the questions.
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I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance; a church filled with flowers and friends. I asked him what kind of wedding he wished for; he said one that would make me his wife.
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A minister asked a little boy how to get to the Post Office. After the little boy told him, the minister said, Why don't you come to church tonight? I'm giving instructions on how to get to heaven. After thinking a minute, the boy replied, I don't think so. You don't even know how to get to the Post Office.
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In his later years Pablo Picasso was not allowed to roam an art unattended, for he had previously been discovered in the act of trying to improve on one of his old masterpieces.
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It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
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Education has opened many, many doors. However, there are still innumerable doors shut tight -- unopened yet. These are the doors of the future. Perhaps one of my children will open one of these doors -- I shall help give him the key.
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Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions - everyone but a school bus driver.
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Everyone is a self-made person, but only the successful admit it.
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The biggest room in the world, is the room for improvement.
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The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
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The bigger the summer vacation the harder the fall.
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The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
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No amount of Guilt can change the past, and no amount of Worrying can change the futur