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ideals ideas thoughts-and-thinking
Some have half-baked ideas because their ideals are not heated up enough.
prepare
Look for the best, prepare for the worst, and take what comes.
ask careful might
Be careful what you ask for because you just might get it.
average children smile smiles wonder
Children smile on the average 400 times/day; Adults: 15 times/day. Ever wonder why?
children future human race teach
Children are always the only future the human race has; teach them well.
double invariably known ladies line park passes romance runs toilet trees walk
Any walk through a park that runs between a double line of mangy trees and passes brazenly by the ladies toilet is invariably known as ''Lover's Lane.''
clothes half money period relaxation travel twice
A period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.
helps husband perfect wife
A perfect wife is one who helps her husband with the dishes.
fragile stick teams-and-teamwork
Snowflakes are one of nature's most fragile things, but just look at what they can do when they stick together.
art broke catching cold great heading nowhere personal rapidly sports
Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.
best second smiles
Smile; it the second best thing one can do with one's lips.
climb hands ladder success
The ladder of success can not be climb with your hands in your pocket.
born mind minute speak speech starts stops until wonderful
The mind is a wonderful thing. It starts working the minute you're born and never stops working until you get up to speak in public.
existence gotten procrastination reading remember somewhere
I remember reading somewhere about an organization called Procrastinators Anonymous. I think they had been in existence for some years but had never gotten around to having a meeting.