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Vulgarity is the rich man's modest contribution to democracy.
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The only cure for seasickness is to sit on the shady side of a church in the country.
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The pig and the chicken were on their way to breakfast, trying to decide what to have. When chicken said, ''Let's have ham and eggs.'' The pig then replied, ''That's fine for you, it's a small donation on your part, but it's a total sacrifice for me.''
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Mostly, we authors must repeat ourselves -- that's the truth. We have two or three great moving experiences in our lives -- experiences so great and moving that it doesn't seem at the time that anyone else has been so caught up and pounded and dazzled and astonished and beaten and broken and rescued and illuminated and rewarded and humbled in just that way ever before.
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Members of groups that do not meet regularly together usually do not feel a strong sense of belonging and do not take ownership for the success of the group.
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You can buy education, but wisdom is a gift from God.
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Wisdom is to the soul what health is to the body.
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Whether a glass is half full or half empty depends on the attitude of the person looking at it.
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Whoever has the gold makes all the rules.
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White man builds big fire, stands back. Indian builds little fire, huddles close
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Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone.
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Today's dime is really a dollar with all the taxes deducted.
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Understanding the limitations of human beings as well as understanding your own is the beginning of true wisdom.
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Our country is the only one in the world with a national anthem that the last two words are Play Ball!