Sid Waddell
Sid Waddell
Sid Waddellwas an English sports commentator and television personality. He was nicknamed 'The Voice of Darts' due to his fame as a darts commentator, and worked for Granada, Yorkshire, BBC, and Sky Sports television broadcasters. Due to his joke telling skills he was also nicknamed The Thief of Bad Gags, firstly by Dave Lanning. He was nominated for two prestigious awards for his work, and published several books...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionSportscaster
Date of Birth10 August 1940
The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!
You can get the dart player out of the pub, but you can't get the pub out of the dart player.
redneck atmosphere vinegar
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
speed wasps predictable
He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
player body darts
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
sticks necks giraffe
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
lazarus comeback darts
That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
heart stones darts
Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.
three hundred divided
One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time
rivals golden underestimate
Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.
underdog keith darts
Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!
valleys jockeys wilson
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!
consistency orbit darts
Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!
hair elegance darts
Steve Beaton - The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance - a true roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax.