Sebastian Horsley

Sebastian Horsley
Sebastian Horsleywas a London artist. Horsley's writing often revolved around his dysfunctional family, his drug addictions, sex, and his reliance on prostitutes...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionArtist
Date of Birth8 August 1962
thinking want persons
I don't think I'm known for my gifts - I'm known for my gall. I don't want to be just a famous person - I'm too old.
make-me-happy wanted one-thing
I have wanted only one thing to make me happy. That thing is everything.
stars men evil
You may look back on your life and accept it as good or evil. But it is far, far harder to admit that you have been completely unimportant; that in the great sum of things all a man's endless grapplings are no more significant than the scuttlings of a cockroach. The universe is neither friendly nor hostile. It is merely indifferent. This makes me ecstatic. I have reached a nirvana of negativity. I can look futility in the face and still see promise in the stars.
nails polish concessions
My one concession to American sensibilities was to remove my nail polish.
boredom function release
The function of music is to release us from the boredom of existence.
inspirational motivation artist
The motivation of all artists is 'Look at me, Mum'.
abortion misery life-is
[…] life is just the misery left between abortion and euthanasia […]
half
I am half-Byronic, half-moronic; part-shaman, part-showman.
thinking intellectual sausage
I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'.
fashion years interesting
It's really interesting because 50 years ago, if you didn't wear a hat everyone looked at you. It just proves that everything is fashion.
hands lovers calculators
I can count all the lovers I've had on one hand...if I'm holding a calculator.
book littles worthy
To be worthy of assassination takes more than some crappy little book.
greatness people attention
I am desperate for attention. But everyone else is too. Everyone has fantasies of fame and greatness. Life for most people is a process of shedding those fantasies.
people ifs
If I hear that people are litigious, I immediately dismiss them.