Scott Roeben
Scott Roeben
asked brought date luck pulled woman
I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me.
date maybe seems showing women
I only date stewardesses. Or maybe it just seems that way. Women always seem to be showing me the exits.
dated girl giving kept track work
I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround.
america hands pastime popular
What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down.
wife wrong
There's only one thing wrong with wife swapping. You get another wife.
game gave lovely parting
I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb.
dating difference four lovers
The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes.
good price sex stuff
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
given terrible woman women
I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax.
ants cracker laughing poorly prizes
Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.
beginning beyond exist existed god home imagine sit time trying
They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the end of time. Can you imagine trying to sit through his home movies?
impressive magician
As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.
advised childhood doctor rough
I had a rough childhood. When I was born, the doctor advised me of my rights.