Sarah Will
Sarah Will
Sarah Will is a paralympic skier who spent 11 years on the U.S. Disabled Ski Team. During this time, she earned a record 13 medalswhile competing in four Winter Paralympic Games between 1992 and 2002. Will serves as a ski instructor and is otherwise active in the Vail community. She was named to the United States Olympic Hall of Fame in July 2009 and is a nominee for the U.S. Ski and Snowboard Hall of Fame...
women tombstone games
Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality.
writing mercy filmmaker
I know how to write. So I am not totally at the mercy of filmmakers, but it's not a bad point.
world quitting ifs
If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.
honesty thinking safety
I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus.
jesus believe people
Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!
serious sometimes sincere
Sometimes I am screwing around, and sometimes I get way too serious, but I am a pretty sincere person.
abortion thirsty turns
I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty.
kids thinking people
I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me.
crazy smell impact
Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me.
football heart player
Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me. The juxtaposition was meant to illustrate two meanings of "offensive." Seriously. It broke my heart. It's that accepted what I do is offensive?
growing-up children taken
Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies.
careers together kind
Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now.
night comedy saturday
By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
teenage character thinking
I like trying jokes and seeing the response, and if I end up doing it in my act, it won't be 140 characters. Twitter is helpful that way to me. It's like a message in a bottle. But a lot of times I think I tweet the stuff I would like to say to teenage me.