Sarah Will
Sarah Will
Sarah Will is a paralympic skier who spent 11 years on the U.S. Disabled Ski Team. During this time, she earned a record 13 medalswhile competing in four Winter Paralympic Games between 1992 and 2002. Will serves as a ski instructor and is otherwise active in the Vail community. She was named to the United States Olympic Hall of Fame in July 2009 and is a nominee for the U.S. Ski and Snowboard Hall of Fame...
summer firsts comedy
The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.
thinking comedy comic
You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
funny pain people
Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people and Jews. Not that they're the only funny people, but culturally, it comes from the pain, you know?
scientology
Scientology is weird because it's new.
funny comedy not-afraid
I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.
funny niece sunday
I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece...
girl growing-up waiting
Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'
fun people brain
I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.
your-boyfriend guarantees steps
If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.
laughing people greatest-love
You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.
morning school years
I am 39 years old, and I still wake up every morning really excited I don't have to go to school.
people guy ears
It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.
comedy offensive
That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
hate writing thinking
I got jury duty ... and I didn't want to go, so my friend said, "You should write something really really racist on the form when you return it. Like, you should put 'I hate chinks'." And I said, "I'm not going to put that on there just to get out of jury duty. I don't want people to think that about me." So instead I wrote, "I love chinks." And who doesn't?