Sarah Will
Sarah Will
Sarah Will is a paralympic skier who spent 11 years on the U.S. Disabled Ski Team. During this time, she earned a record 13 medalswhile competing in four Winter Paralympic Games between 1992 and 2002. Will serves as a ski instructor and is otherwise active in the Vail community. She was named to the United States Olympic Hall of Fame in July 2009 and is a nominee for the U.S. Ski and Snowboard Hall of Fame...
thinking racist comedy
Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
funny girl humor
Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
funny humor compliment
I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days.
I don't need a lot of space.
funny jesus wine
Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
smart mean hopeful
The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.
funny humor comedy
I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
real eggs aids
This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.
funny gay white
I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.
funny dream kings
Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a dream, too.
funny niece believe
She, uh, came out of the closet recently, my niece. Um... She announced to the family that she's a lesbian and... She's seven, did I mention that? And, uh, I don't even know if she knows what a lesbian is, but I support her completely. And, uh... I'll tell you what's heartbreaking. My sister punished her for it. Can you believe that? No pussy for a week. Which to us may not sound like... But when you're seven, you know, a week is a long time.
cute dad silly
When I was 9 or 10 years old, my dad took me over to a neighboring farm to help get stuff for the meal. The farmer, Vic, told me to look at all the turkeys and pick one out. I saw a cute one with a silly walk and cried, 'Him!' Before my pointing finger had even dropped to my side, Vic had grabbed the turkey by the neck and slit [the animal's] throat. Blood and feathers went flying. I had sentenced that turkey to death! Up until then, I didn't know where meat came from—and I've been a vegetarian ever since.
old-movie
I can get a script and go, "Well, I'd rather do stand-up." I don't hold movies in higher regard. I love making videos and posting. I love TV.
moon someday aids
If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we can send everybody with AIDS to the moon.