Sarah Silverman
Sarah Silverman
Sarah Kate Silverman is an American stand-up comedian, actress, producer and writer. Her comedy addresses social taboos and controversial topics, such as racism, sexism, and religion, having her comic character endorse them in a sarcastic fashion. For her work on television she won two Primetime Emmy Awards...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth1 December 1970
CityBedford, NH
CountryUnited States of America
funny niece sunday
I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece...
girl growing-up waiting
Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'
fun people brain
I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.
your-boyfriend guarantees steps
If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.
laughing people greatest-love
You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.
morning school years
I am 39 years old, and I still wake up every morning really excited I don't have to go to school.
people guy ears
It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.
comedy offensive
That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
hate writing thinking
I got jury duty ... and I didn't want to go, so my friend said, "You should write something really really racist on the form when you return it. Like, you should put 'I hate chinks'." And I said, "I'm not going to put that on there just to get out of jury duty. I don't want people to think that about me." So instead I wrote, "I love chinks." And who doesn't?
faces teeth brushes
I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic.
talking comedy my-own
Comedy is about talking about my own experience, and I'm a woman, and that's my experience, and just because it isn't yours doesn't invalidate it.
religious worry very-good
I have no religion, but I can't escape being extremely Jewish ethnically - that is, culturally. In other words, I'm not religious, but I worry and I'm neurotic. And I'm very good with money.
white black
I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.
meaningful crazy trying
In the big picture, life has a gap in it. It just does. You don't go crazy trying to fill it.