Sarah Silverman
Sarah Silverman
Sarah Kate Silverman is an American stand-up comedian, actress, producer and writer. Her comedy addresses social taboos and controversial topics, such as racism, sexism, and religion, having her comic character endorse them in a sarcastic fashion. For her work on television she won two Primetime Emmy Awards...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth1 December 1970
CityBedford, NH
CountryUnited States of America
inspirational funny basketball
I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.
lucky
I'm lucky because I intentionally keep my overhead low, and so I can say, "No, thank you."
thinking racist comedy
Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
funny girl humor
Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
funny humor compliment
I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days.
I don't need a lot of space.
funny jesus wine
Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
smart mean hopeful
The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.
funny humor comedy
I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
real eggs aids
This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.
funny gay white
I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.
funny dream kings
Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a dream, too.
funny niece believe
She, uh, came out of the closet recently, my niece. Um... She announced to the family that she's a lesbian and... She's seven, did I mention that? And, uh, I don't even know if she knows what a lesbian is, but I support her completely. And, uh... I'll tell you what's heartbreaking. My sister punished her for it. Can you believe that? No pussy for a week. Which to us may not sound like... But when you're seven, you know, a week is a long time.
cute dad silly
When I was 9 or 10 years old, my dad took me over to a neighboring farm to help get stuff for the meal. The farmer, Vic, told me to look at all the turkeys and pick one out. I saw a cute one with a silly walk and cried, 'Him!' Before my pointing finger had even dropped to my side, Vic had grabbed the turkey by the neck and slit [the animal's] throat. Blood and feathers went flying. I had sentenced that turkey to death! Up until then, I didn't know where meat came from—and I've been a vegetarian ever since.